{"id":479,"date":"2012-09-04T00:01:48","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T00:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecreativecaveman.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2020-10-26T18:58:49","modified_gmt":"2020-10-26T18:58:49","slug":"vikivortexmeatball","status":"publish","type":"recipe","link":"https:\/\/thecreativecaveman.com\/2025\/recipe\/vikivortexmeatball\/","title":{"rendered":"The Vortex Meatball"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When I put up the recipe for my Greek Meat Surprise Snacks<\/a>, I couldn’t believe the amount of hits I got on it. FastPaleo<\/a> made it their Recipe of the Day (I was so proud!) and my statcounter went thru the roof. It seems that people like recipes for tasty meat snacks. Yay! Cause I like tasty meat snacks.<\/p>\n

Bring on the Vortex Meatball. I’m naming it The Vortex Meatball because 1, I can. And 2, my band, Viki Vortex and the Cumshots<\/a>, has been going thru a bit of a bacon kick. Yep. We even have a new bacon-inspired logo! See, when I was recently at Rebellion Punk Festival<\/a>, I carried cooked bacon around in my handbag to snack on. Because, seriously, there is not much ‘paleo friendly food’ up in Blackpool. I was impressed by the backstage area serving vegan food though. Well, when I say impressed, I was pleased that I could get them to do me a plate of salad and then I could sprinkle my bacon on top!<\/p>\n

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So I wanted to come up with something portable, with bacon, that would be handy for me to take on my travels on the tour bus. (I’m kidding there. We don’t have a tour bus…. but if we did have a tour bus, I would make bucket loads of Vortex Meatballs.)<\/p>\n

As I have been on a bit of a fruit and meat kick. Well, all right, I’ve always liked that combination. These Vortex Meatballs are a mouthful of heaven. Seriously. I was pretty darn impressed with this one… and so glad that I actually wrote down EXACTLY what I did. Because I’m going to be making these again. You know, for the Bacon Powered Tour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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