Lemon Sherbert Vodka

So I’m cooking a roast chicken in my slow cooker – basically, I shoved an entire head of garlic up its butt, and a lemon from our lemon tree. Then sprinkled it with sage. The lemons are getting pretty ropey, so, as it’s friday and awfully hot here, I decided to make a refreshing cocktail. It tastes like ice cream!!


  • Juice of 3 or 4 lemons (they were pretty dried up, but still some juice in ’em!)
  • Inch and a half of Absolut Vodka from the freezer
  • About a teaspoon of vanilla essence
  • a few squirts of sweetener (I used a liquid sweetener…)
  • Fizzy water


  1. Mix all the ingredients together. I’m crap at measurements, but basically it was 1/4 vodka, 2/4 lemon juice and 1/4 fizzy water.
  2. Shake it up in a cocktail maker (No, really. Don’t. The fizzy water makes the lid fly off. That was obviously a bit silly of me.)
  3. Pour into pretty glass and show off to the cat – as pictured.

Author: torie

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